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Home » Blog » Dirty Windows » 23 Funny Things to Write on Cars

23 Funny Things to Write on Cars

November 29, 2019 by Cody Lewis 2 Comments

Funny Things to Write on Car WindowsIf you’ve been putting off getting those windows cleaned, and dirty windows will only get worse, you may just be providing a gift for the vandals and menaces of the world. Think about it; is there anything so tempting as an even coat of dirt on a pane of glass just begging to be inscribed? One thing’s for sure; we’ve been in the cleaning business long enough to see some pretty entertaining messages written on dirty windows.

Top Funny Things to Write on Car Windows

  1. “If only my wife’s mind was this dirty.”
  2. “This window isn’t that dirty. It’s just that the sun’s glare is on it.”
  3. “When I’m clean, I’m a Porsche.”
  4. “No dirtbags allowed. Obviously, we’re full.”
  5. “Seeing the world through dirt-covered glass”
  6. “Not one’s home – would we let things get THIS ugly?”
  7. “We have dirt on you!”
  8. “Wanna-be off-roader”
  9. “Talk dirty to me.”
  10. “I only brake for window washers!”
  11. “I love the Earth. That’s why my window is wearing it.”
  12. “If you wash windows, I’m single!”
  13. “Friends help you move. Real friends clean your windows.”
  14. “Dirt happens.”
  15. “This isn’t a window. It’s a flower bed.”
  16. “A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.”
  17. “Air Pollution Is A Mist-Demeanor.”
  18. “If you love me, clean my windows.”
  19. “Drive it like you stole it!”
  20. “My mother taught me to clean. Want her number?”
  21. “You think this is dirty, you should see my undercarriage”
  22. “Still waiting for Mike Rowe.”
  23. “Dirt Schmirt, that’s my motto.”

So here’s a pop quiz; when you walk by a filthy window, are you tempted to write a message? Lucky for you, you now have the ammunition! But enough from us; we want to hear from you! What are the best messages you have seen on a dirty house, office, or car windows? Or, what messages have YOU gotten yourself? Does it make you want to clean, tick you off, or make you laugh?

 

Originally posted 2012-08-21 02:32:48.

Filed Under: Commercial Window Cleaning, Dirty Windows, Residential Window Cleaning, Retail Window Cleaning

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  1. Avatar for Cody Lewisphil says

    May 7, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    “also available in clear”
    “Help, I’m trapped in here”
    “tail-gators, I can still see you”
    “you probably think I need to wipe my rear better”
    “country girl, obviously”
    “If you think this bad, you should see behind my ears”
    “covered in all this dirt, and there wasn’t even a ceremony”
    “FORD, found on road dirty”
    “If you think this window is dirty, guess what my brake lights are doing”

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    • Avatar for Cody LewisKenny Eliason says

      May 16, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Ha! Great additions to the list!

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