If you’ve been putting off getting those windows cleaned, and dirty windows will only get worse, you may just be providing a gift for the vandals and menaces of the world. Think about it; is there anything so tempting as an even coat of dirt on a pane of glass just begging to be inscribed? One thing’s for sure; we’ve been in the cleaning business long enough to see some pretty entertaining messages written on dirty windows.
Top Funny Things to Write on Car Windows
- “If only my wife’s mind was this dirty.”
- “This window isn’t that dirty. It’s just that the sun’s glare is on it.”
- “When I’m clean, I’m a Porsche.”
- “No dirtbags allowed. Obviously, we’re full.”
- “Seeing the world through dirt-covered glass”
- “Not one’s home – would we let things get THIS ugly?”
- “We have dirt on you!”
- “Wanna-be off-roader”
- “Talk dirty to me.”
- “I only brake for window washers!”
- “I love the Earth. That’s why my window is wearing it.”
- “If you wash windows, I’m single!”
- “Friends help you move. Real friends clean your windows.”
- “Dirt happens.”
- “This isn’t a window. It’s a flower bed.”
- “A clean car is a sign of a sick mind.”
- “Air Pollution Is A Mist-Demeanor.”
- “If you love me, clean my windows.”
- “Drive it like you stole it!”
- “My mother taught me to clean. Want her number?”
- “You think this is dirty, you should see my undercarriage”
- “Still waiting for Mike Rowe.”
- “Dirt Schmirt, that’s my motto.”
So here’s a pop quiz; when you walk by a filthy window, are you tempted to write a message? Lucky for you, you now have the ammunition! But enough from us; we want to hear from you! What are the best messages you have seen on a dirty house, office, or car windows? Or, what messages have YOU gotten yourself? Does it make you want to clean, tick you off, or make you laugh?
Originally posted 2012-08-21 02:32:48.
“also available in clear”
“Help, I’m trapped in here”
“tail-gators, I can still see you”
“you probably think I need to wipe my rear better”
“country girl, obviously”
“If you think this bad, you should see behind my ears”
“covered in all this dirt, and there wasn’t even a ceremony”
“FORD, found on road dirty”
“If you think this window is dirty, guess what my brake lights are doing”
Ha! Great additions to the list!